That's Not Happening and its Good That it Is

Merited Impossibility: That will never happen and when it does you will have deserved it.

Celebration Parallax: Something is true or false depending on the speaker saying it.

Salutary Contradiction: That's not happening and its good that it is.

Smails Exhortation: You will get nothing and you will like it.

Lie-Back Imperative: To have the opposing side assert that it is not being victimized; the controller is not publicly admitting to controlling them.

Enmity Counteraccusation: Treating outgroup as an enemy while insisting outgroup treat it like a friend.

“You’re worthless, baby; and if you even think of trying to leave me, I’ll kill you”

Anthony Daniels, “a society of emasculated liars is easy to control.”